Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Proof, It Had Nothing To Do With The Police

Or 

Freddy Grey




Now that the Freddy Grey protests have died down and a semblance of order has been restored in Baltimore City... uh, NOT!



Freddy Grey was a mask, an illusion of public outrage over the death of a Black man, at the hands of people we’re supposed to believe are vicious, murderous policemen, intent upon persecuting an entire race of law-abiding citizens. For god’s sake, the Freddy Grey disaster was caught on camera for the whole world to see! Didn’t these policemen know; “Black Lives Matter” damn-it? 

Yeah, to everyone but Black people, it seems.

As it turns out, the actual vicious, murderous thugs responsible for the deaths of more Black people than the police, the Ku Klux Klan, war, famine, or natural disasters are Blacks. It’s amazing we can actually find human beings brave enough to put on a police uniform and volunteer to risk their lives, stepping into some of the most dangerous neighborhoods on planet earth. We’re talking about a citizenry armed to the nines, against men who are ill trained to deal with an urban combat environment, in which children will murder each other for a diss, or a dime bag of weed. 
Since the post, Freddy Grey shhhh… “Police, slowdown” that we’re told is not happening, but everyone knows is going down as we speak; the lax police presence has given Black people a chance to get back to their favorite pastime — exterminating each other. The irony of the current rise in the murder rate and the Freddy Grey protests — it’s directly related the absence of police officers saving Black people from murdering each other. 
They never get credit for all the lives they save. Small acts of heroism hardly ever make the Top 10 lists on Youtube. But you can’t blame police officers for backing off. First they’re asked to put their lives on the line, and now people expect them to put their jobs on the line as well? They weren’t hired to be Officer Friendlies — they are dispatched to areas where crime is taking place. For whatever reason one wants to attribute, poor Black neighborhoods are where most of the crime is taking place. I have my own thoughts, which I have written about an ad-nauseam, but the mainstream isn’t interested in hearing from me. 
The ideology of Blackness has brought us to this juncture in time where old-headed Negroes keep saying, “The Freddy Grey riots remind me of the Dr. King riots.” And I say, therein lies the true source of all the maladies affecting a once eloquent people. 1968 was the year a people of colored officially, collectively, became a Black people, and it’s been down hill ever since. 
No, the problem isn’t with the police, it is with the failed, racist ideology called Blackness, that has fostered an angry, violent, illiterate underclass, and stunted the growth of a people for the last fifty years. 
If you want more information about my views, you are welcomed to check out the rest of my blog. 








Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Blackness Is Antithetical To Life

I really hate to be the one constantly harping on this, but understand that we, a people of color, have only called ourselves Black for the last 50 years. Think about it — humans have been on planet earth — the universe, for ga-billions of years and only now, in the last 50-years of HUman existence a people have identified themselves as Black and actually moved backwards in time. 
You’ll want to hate me, for speaking the obvious without holding back, but if you just take a few minutes to read this essay, The Disease Called Blackness you too may come to realize that we must fix one of the most devastating decisions ever  the moment one of the greatest people on earth, chose to become the personification of defeat.
Blackness is NOT a fact, it is a racist, separatist, IDEOLOGY 
We are so much more than this. Our identities should speak to the future and be symbiotic with who and what we are individually, as well as the collective family of Humanity we are a part of  not some ideology created from the depths of despair and frustration fifty years ago. 
Believe me, I have absolutely nothing to gain for taking the opposite stand against an ideology that most so-called Black people merely accept. I could sell a hell of a lot more books being nice and going along with the crowd, instead of pissing people off. But someone has to open the door. 
Fifty years is long enough to suffer for the mistakes of the past, isn't it? Life is not about suffering, no matter what anyone tells you. We choose to suffer when we believe in things that we don't understand, which manifest energies into the very subatomic particles of our beings that are antithetical to life. 
#TheLastBlackHistoryMonth 
Herman Williams III

Friday, January 23, 2015

The Last Black History Month -- Ever!

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Could there be a worse time in history, for a Black History Month? Let's see, if we open up the big book -- the one into which we log the newest additions to this illustrious month, I guess we'll have to pencil in Ferguson, because Ferguson..................... is the legacy of the ideology of Blackness in America. 

In years to come, Black people will speak of it in much the same way as they remember the March on Washington. Of course, Michael Brown will replace, Dr. King as the champion of Blacks in America for what he accomplished, not as a wanna be thug who was shot for attacking a police officer and resisting arrest, but as a hero of justice and freedom in America -- the boy who started a movement! 

The #HandsUpDon'tShoot movement? No. The #BlackLivesMatter movement?" No. He started, Another Dead Nigga who knew how to put merchandize into other Nigga's pockets Movement. People will say; "He laid down his life and sacrificed himself for others, so I could  steal this new TV - this liquor - this iPhone, these diapers for my children!" 

Perhaps White America will even allow themselves to be bullied into creating, Michael Brown Day as a paid holiday. 

For the record, my name is Herman Williams III. I am a sculptor of fine cast bronze and sculptures made from 4gauge copper wire. 




I have also produced television at the highest levels for nationally syndicated efforts like the Montel Williams Show, and others.


I recently published my first fiction novel, Memoirs of An Extraterrestrial the Negro Conundrum, under the pen name H.P. Stanly, with the sequel A Hero In Hell fast on it’s heels. I’ve also written a musical, three plays, seven screenplays, and write for a blog, TheNegro Conundrum.

I would love to be invited to speak on this subject, but recognize that I am probably the least likely of individuals to be quoted on say, Dr. King's birthday or during Black History month, even though I believe my message is vital to the spirit and quite possibly the survival... of so-called Black people, as well as the state of race relations in this country going forward. 

My message isn't just for Black people, it's for anyone trying to understand how we start planning for a future of uh... continued living together on the planet. Where else are we going to go to get away from each other?

The real problem in America, sorry to say, is powerful Black Baby-boomers like, Oprah and the so-called Black intelligentsia who continue to foist an ideology of blame and constantly looking backwards upon society and on our millennials. And now they're giving out free tickets to Selma... good lord! 

Speaking of Oprah, I find it interesting that from 1986 when the Oprah Winfrey Show began, until around 1995 the last thing the show, or Oprah promoted was her Blackness. In fact, they did everything they could to build her reputation as 'Every woman's girlfriend," and avoid the discussion of race completely.

How did they accomplish this? Well, there's a little secret in the television business called, audience coordinators who are vital to the success of a show, in terms of branding and building the type of audience mandated by the producers of the show. Audience coordinators are responsible for every face the home viewer sees, sitting in the range of camera movements throughout the entire set. So if you want to create the illusion that a Black host is loved and adored by a more lucrative white audience, as far as advertisers are concerned, you make sure the home viewer sees a majority of white people sitting in the audience from the get-go. 

Here's the proof: Clip from Oprah's first show

"How can audience coordinators know for sure the race of people calling in for tickets?" 

Uh... well, that get's into another little secret about the talk show business, and audience coordinators -- they are skilled at pegging the race of a caller from their voices alone within 20-30 seconds.

Producers didn't have to be concerned with the numbers of Black people who would watch, because their participation was a given. Whites were the capital that made the Oprah Winfrey Show successful, not Black people. The point is, most people in America didn't either perceive, or believe it was important that Oprah was a Black woman hosting a talk show, but just a woman who everyone could relate to hosting a show. 

So when you think about all the success she gained by minimizing her Blackness and embracing inclusiveness, then it makes you wonder how in the world she could possibly believe that promoting Blackness is good for anyone else.  

It wasn't until she was incredibly successful that it didn't matter, and she could become Black again -- publicly, promoting an ideology that has been choking the very lifeblood of a people to death for the last fifty years. 

Again: Blackness is not a fact, it is an ideology. 

I challenge anyone to name a single race of human beings who ever existed on the face of this earth, or any planet in the known universe for that matter, whose identity was tied to being a Black people or Blackness! 

Psst... Africans do not call themselves Black people -- their identities are tied to the particular countries they live in. 

It is my contention the ideology of Blackness has literally obliterated the foundation upon which a once family oriented, education first, forthright people stood as shinning examples of courage and catalysts for change. And it only took 50 years of: "We are going to build a movement in this country based on the color of our skins that is going to free us from our oppressors, and we have to do that ourselves," Stokely Carmichael 1966 to bring it all down.


Folks, Stokely Carrmichael was a devout racist, and yes, in spite of the Black intelligentsia's denials, Black people can be just as racist as any other American. Stokely Carmichael helped build the Black Panthers/ Black Power Movement, in unison with the Nation of Islam, and the Black Nationalist Movement -- all racist/separatist organizations. 

Since then, no one can say Blacks have had the same commitment to family, education, and excellence in everything we do today when 50 - 70% of inner city black youths are illiterate. 



So if you're looking for someone with a different approach to so-called Black/American history my approach is forthright and pointed, as are my opinions, which leave no room for misinterpretation. I'm not the touchy/feely kind that holds your hand and walks you through the maze. I prefer to drop all pretenses and let it fly, because we hardly have the time for anything else. There are literally a couple of generations on the line right now -- their very survival at stake and they need to start uncoupling from the racist agenda of Blackness immediately, if there's any chance of them having a future. 

I suggest perhaps starting with one of my first essays on the topic such as Black Culture, an Ideology Built on Racism posted on my blog. Other topics include; the Disease Called Blackness, and Dr. King’s Failure & Blacks Getting Played… Again!  

The bottom line; I am not committed the promotion of Black History Month, but rather, in deconstructing what I believe is a racist ideology called Blackness that has been holding our youth back and led to this current state of racial unrest across this country. And I lay the blame at the feet of individuals like Oprah, Al Sharpton, Jessie Jackson, and all the Baby-boomers who lived by, taught their youth and demanded the world see them not by the content of their character, but first as a Black people separate from everyone else, and that is pure racism by definition! 

Black History is simply, American history. Language and culture are inseparable –- we are one people based on the language we share and our collective culture, which is imbedded into the very words we use to describe ourselves. Speaking of language and a racist separatist ideology, ebonics wasn't created by America/whites, quite the contrary, uneducated Blacks and the Music Industrial Mind Control Complex did that.

The worst possible solution, or focus is to continue down the path of blaming society, white people or anything other than making a collective effort to go inside and save the teens who are illiterate, and who also believe they are incapable of learning. 

Movies in the genre' of Selma, et al showing white people shooting, beating, hating, enslaving, Black people are the absolute worst thing to introduce at this moment in history to black teens after a SUMMER of racial tensions... good lord... really? 

Besides, Americans do not care anymore -- they've moved on. The images from Ferguson ended America's caring. Now it's completely up to so-called Black people to solve their own problems and boy, the history just isn't there.  

The current tact by organizations under the hashtag #BlackLivesMatter and their disruptions do nothing more than create a greater wedge. There must be a greater reliance on letting the court system take care of attacks upon the individual Constitutional Rights of citizens, while at the same time engaging in the difficult work changing the underlying psychology/ideology behind much of the negative social behavior we see manifesting in Black communities across this country. 

If we don’t address it right now, these kids will become America’s problem, on so many different levels as I pointed out in an essay titled; Breeding a Nation of Murderers?

Perhaps your organization will see the benefits of becoming a catalyst to kick-start a much needed conversation within a community that badly needs it. I can take the heat, just looking for someone to see value in what I have to offer as a catalyst for change.

Dreaming that one day, people of color will demand to be treated based upon the content of our characters, our actions, and our willingness to put the past aside -- race in the background and work with every other American/HU-man being rebuilding our lives -- this world!

It is time to refute the ideology of Blackness/Black Culture and embrace what is right below our feet -- this land we helped build called America.  



Sincerely,

Herman Williams III



Saturday, January 17, 2015

EXCERPT: Memoirs of An Extraterrestrial the Negro Conundrum

Chapter 11

Whipping the Klan


Glen Burnie, MD - 1966
The second time I ran away from home was in the middle of the winter. It took about three hours to walk from our home in Glen Burnie, into Baltimore City. I was thirteen years old at the time. Once in the city, I roamed the streets in search of a place to eat with the three dollars I had in my pocket.
The Reads Drug Store, next to the Mechanic Theater was still open, but the only thing I could afford was a cup of coffee and a slice of cherry pie. I sat at the counter shivering, slowly eating every bite as if it would be my last. It was almost 8:30 in the evening when the waitress approached to tell me she was closing up for the night. She was an older Negro woman with a kind face and personality. I could tell right away she had children of her own.
“Where are you from?” she asked, leaning over the counter, speaking to me in a whisper.
“Um…” I replied, with my head down, gazing at the now empty plate.
“You ate that pretty fast. Haven’t you eaten today?”
“Uh… sort of.”
The questions made me nervous, imagining she could tell I was a runaway. (She will have to report me. I need to get out of here!). Picking up on my unease, she gently touched my hand.
“How old are you, Son? You seem pretty young to be out this time of night. Where are your parents?”
I froze, not knowing whether to speak to her or take off running.
She leaned in closer, whispering, “Did you run away from home, is that it?”
Finally, I gazed at her with tears in my eyes trying to speak, but no words would come out. Immediately, she leaned across the counter and hugged me.
“It’s all right baby, I’m not going to tell on you. Why did you run?”
Through my tears I told her my sad story and she began to cry with me. An older, unshaven white man with a cigarette stuck between his lips poked his head out of the kitchen.
“Agnes, time to close up!” he barked impatiently.
“Okay Ed!” She shot back.
When he was gone, she quickly grabbed two more donuts, a sandwich, and poured the remainder of my coffee into a to-go cup, filling it to the brim.
“I have to close up now, but you take this,” she said, handing me a bag with the goodies and giving me another hug. “Don’t you worry, okay? I know life is hard, but the streets are worse. Do you hear me?”
“Yes, Ma’am.”
“That’s all I’m going to say. Take care of yourself and give some thought to going back home. I know your Momma must be worried sick about you. Will you do that for Ms. Agnes, son?”
“Yes Ma’am.”
That night I found a heating grate beneath a set of stairs to sleep on. It kept me warm and provided cover from being seen as well, but I couldn’t sleep. Ms. Agnes was right — my mother would be worried sick. At about 1am I got up and began heading for home, practically running all the way. Just before leaving the city, I spied a Baltimore Sun delivery truck. The driver was bent over, leaning against the truck, moaning in pain.
“Hey mister, what’s the matter?” I shouted.
Startled, he looked up, surprised to see me. “Go away kid, leave me alone!” he grumbled, and then turned on very shaky legs trying to walk it off. He began to fall. I raced over and caught him, offering my shoulder as support under his left armpit.
“What happened?”
“I think I tore my hamstring! Getting off the truck I slipped… damn-it! It felt like a rubber band popping!”
“A rubber band popping?” I said, and just like that a thought popped into my mind. I could see myself touching the back of the driver’s leg, and with his help, bringing light to the area.
“Mr., if I help you make your leg feel better, will you give me a ride back to Glen Burnie?”
He was taken aback momentarily. “Son, if you can make the pain go away I’ll drive you around the goddamn world!”
“Ok, I do this on myself all the time. When I touch the back of your leg, you need to imagine seeing a burst of white light exploding from your leg.”
“A burst of white light… got it,” he said, grimacing.
“Clear your mind. Breathe in through your nose deeply… slowly…”
He began to breath in slowly.
“That’s right… breath… stop thinking of the pain and close your eyes.
He closed his eyes, breathing. A calm came over him.
“On three… the burst of white light… ready?”
“Yes…”
“One, two, three…”
At the point where my hand touched the back of his leg, a swirl of red, orange, yellow, blue, and purple light expanded out-ward, turned radiant white, and then collapsed beneath my hand into the man’s leg.
“I saw it! I did!” the man squealed. “Reds, blues, and purple spinning into the brightest white I ever seen!”
Suddenly he stood up straight, hesitantly stretching the leg out. Then a smile stretched across his face. “I’ll be damned!” he said, taking a tentative step, and then another with renewed confidence. “It’s gone! The pain is gone!”
“That’s awesome!” I replied. “Now, can we go?”
He wiggled his leg a couple times in disbelief. “How the hell did you do that, son?”
“Hell had nothing to do with it. You did it,” I said.
“I did it?”
“You saw the light, because you brought the light into yourself. I just helped you anchor it. Now, can we go?”
“You look kinda young to be out so late. What are you, a runaway or something?”
The question startled me. “Uh… I…”
“Don’t bother. Where in Glen Burnie? I’ll drop you right at your front door!”
Not wanting him to know exactly where I lived… “Near the Department of Motor Vehicles, if you don’t mind.”
“I gotta go down by the DMV to drop off papers. So that ain’t even out of my way. Come on — get in. Hot damn, I can’t believe what you just did! My name is Riley, what’s yours?”
“Everyone calls me H,” I said, stepping into the truck. “But, like I said… you healed yourself, not me.”
He didn’t seem to believe me, and continued to go on talking incessantly about what I could do for the good of mankind and such nonsense. At my insistence, he dropped me off in the DMV parking lot.
From the DMV parking lot, it would be a quick jaunt through the woods and home. As I made my way towards the thicket of live oaks, birch, and pine trees, I could see a fire glowing in a large open field about fifty yards into the woods. Then, behind me, and approaching fast were two sets of headlights. I quickly ducked for cover amidst the underbrush. I heard the sound of vehicles skidding to a stop and car doors opening. The sound of country music echoed in the night air. Then more vehicles approached, followed by the sound of footsteps tromping the underbrush just a few yards away from where I was hiding. I stayed pinned to the ground.
Now it was known that the KKK from time to time met in those woods to burn crosses and hold their rallies. It was something everybody knew about, even the police, but no one ever did a thing to stop them. Rumor was, members of the County police department were involved directly with the Klan. Once a year they would meet, and then after the meeting drive through our neighborhood throwing rocks and Molotov cocktails at the homes.
The way my neighborhood was situated, there was one main entrance off Ritchie highway, which went right past our house, leading to the only way out. The last seventy yards were lined on both sides with a thicket of trees. As soon as the coast was clear, I snuck closer to see what was going on and sure enough, it was a gathering of hooded men dressed in their finest Klan robes.
The sight of the ominous convention, to my surprise, filled me with a strange fascination. I admired the sheer beauty of the flaming cross. The shadows cast by hooded men upon the tree-lined clearing, felt strangely familiar to me.
Suddenly, a wave of images flashed across the movie screen of my mind of another place and time, with hooded men standing around a burning cross. In their midst I could see flashes of a black foot, with blood dripping from the place where the big toe used to be. In the vision I felt a small, wet object in the palm of my hand. Slowly, I opened my hand to see… a bloodied severed toe!
Snapping out of it, I tore out of there, running as fast as I could along the pathway through the woods. The first person I ran into was Coon — the biggest, blackest, meanest Negro in our neighborhood. The path emptied directly into his parents’ back yard, and Coon had made a practice of jumping kids exiting the woods, holding them up for money or candy. It was 1:45am and he was still up, sitting on the back porch in the dark. I practically jumped out of my shoes when I heard…
“Don’t even try to run little Nigger, just come on over here and empty your mutha-fuckin’ pockets!”
“Coon, the Klan!” I shouted, catching my breath.
“The who, Nigga?”
“The Klan, with hoods, and they’re burning a cross in the woods!”
“You sure, boy?”
“Yes, I swear! I seen ‘em with my own eyes!”
Coon thought for a moment.
“Go on home and tell your ol’ man. Tell him I’ma round up some Niggas and we gonna meet right in front of yo house! You hear me?”
“Yeah.”
“Now go on, get!”
I took off running.
“Nigga wait!” Coon shouted. “What you got? Some candy, what?”
I still had the bag Ms. Agnes had given to me.
“How about some donuts and half a chicken salad sandwich?”
“Well, what you waiting for, Nigga, toss it ova here and get!”
Arriving home, I burst through the door to find my Dad sitting up in the living room as if he was waiting for me to walk through the door. Immediately he stood up and without saying a word, decked me, right onto my back, but I didn’t feel a thing — spirit had already taken flight.
“Boy, where the hell have you been? Your mother and I have been worried sick about your ass!”
Through a haze from the floor, I shouted, “Dad, the Klan!”
“The what?”
My mother appeared at the door, rushing to give me a hug.
“Are you all right, H?” she said.
(I was until a moment ago) I thought. “Mom, Dad — the Klan! They’re burning a cross up in the woods. Coon told me to tell you, he was going to get some Niggas together and meet in front of the house!”
“You saying the Klan is burning a cross up in the woods right now?”
“Yes, Sir.”
“Well you know what that means,” he said to mom. “They gonna be riding down through here causing a terrible mess.”
“Can’t we just call the police?” mother said.
“I am the police, but you know damn well those County pigs ain’t going to do a goddamn thing! We gotta take care of this ourselves!”
“But people could get hurt,” she cried.
“You damn right they are! Boy, you ain’t off the hook by a long shot, you hear me?”
“Yes, Sir.”
“I need you to run to Mr. Roach’s and tell him to call Junebug and Baldy. He’ll have a package for you — don’t open it! You hear me?”
“Yes, Sir.”
“Now go on, get!”
Two blocks away, Mr. Roach, aptly named, was at first annoyed to see me standing in his doorway at 2:00am. But as soon as the words Junebug and Baldy came out of my mouth, he stood up straight and marched to the phone. I watched as he whispered something, standing with his back to me. Then he hung up the phone and disappeared into another room.
When he returned, he was holding a large brown paper bag, with a box inside. “Give this to your Daddy, and don’t look inside! You hear me boy?”
“Yes, Sir.”
“Tell your Daddy, it’s done, and I’ll see him in ten minutes. Now go on, get!”
Really, did they think I wasn’t going to look in the box? A quick peek revealed a black handgun with duct tape wrapped around the handle.
Within less than thirty minutes there were carloads and truckloads of Negroes arriving at our front door by the dozens. They were carrying bats, iron bars, chains, pipes, shotguns, knives, and pistols. Once it seemed everyone who was going to make it had arrived, dad stood on the hood of his Plymouth to speak.
“Now listen up! There ain’t going to be no killing out here tonight, is that straight?”
“Why not, goddamn-it!” came the response from many in the group. “Those Bitches deserve it!”
“Be that as it may, I don’t want to see a single man standing here going to jail for these worthless pieces of shit! Somebody gets killed, and this neighborhood will be crawling with the law. It’ll be bad enough after we finish with them. Kill ‘em, and we’ll never have peace.”
“You got that right!” came a few voices.
“So put the guns and knives back in your vehicles! And I mean it! I sent Junebug and Baldy on recon. You boys go on and tell everybody what’s up.”
“There’s about twenty-to twenty-five of them,” said Baldy, a big, rough looking, no-nonsense kind of Negro you didn’t want to mess with.
“It’s them Crackers from up the road near Severn,” Junebug said. He was tall and lanky, black as coal, with his lips seemingly stuck in a permanent snarl. “Couple of pigs, a State cop. Shit’s gonna get ugly if somebody get keeled. Do what Stanly’s telling ya’ll, and put away the heat!”
“Look what we got — at least a sixty of us, right? So yeah, beat them to within an inch of their lives, but don’t kill ‘em! Agreed?” Dad said.
“Yeah!” came the response in unison, reminiscent of a high school football pep rally.
“All-righty… let’s get to work!” Dad snapped, and everyone dispersed.
The time was 2:45am, and I was sitting on the front steps of my parents’ home, when we heard the first of the car horns honking in the distance. The KKK had just entered the neighborhood. Behind me the screen door opened, and I was summarily snatched up from the steps and into the house by Mom. Scrambling to the bay window, the sound of bottles breaking, horns honking, and the shouts of ‘Nigger, Nigger, Nigger,’ rang in the air like an encroaching storm drawing nearer and nearer.
Finally, the flash of headlights from speeding vehicles streaked by, one after another proceeding toward the final stretch of road. A Molotov cocktail flung from one of the vehicles, literally bounced off the brick exterior to our home, and exploded in the grass starting a circle of fire. The next sound we heard was the screeching of tires. I bolted for the door with my sisters close behind.
With the headlights as spotlights, we watched as the carnage proceeded. Vehicles parked in the woods on both sides of the street had blocked the Klan’s progress front and back. Then, like a scene from a Tarzan movie, an army of raging Negroes dashed from the woods, descending upon those hapless Klansmen trapped in their vehicles. Windows were smashed, and Klansmen were dragged from their vehicles into the street.
What followed next was a complete massacre, as fists, bats, tire irons, crowbars, feet, sticks, and spare tires were used to beat the living daylights out of those white boys. Dad could be heard shouting, “Don’t kill em!” over the sound of carnage, and the Klansmen’s screams of agony. The attack lasted for just under ten minutes, and then just as quickly as it began, Negroes were piling into their cars and trucks, fleeing the scene. It was at this point dad came running up the street, swooshing us all inside.
“H., take this and hide it quick,” he said, handing me a leather satchel. “Don’t tell me, or anybody else where it is until I ask you for it!”
I figured the tool shed out back where we kept the lawn mower and chemicals for the in-ground swimming pool, was a good place to hide it. Inside the hundred-gallon barrel of granulated chlorine would be the last place anyone would look. But of course, I couldn’t resist taking a peek inside the satchel, and was surprised to see it filled with wallets. The first wallet I grabbed had several rubber bands holding it closed. Once I got them off, just inside the flap was a gold shield, with the letters F.B.I., and the name Sinclair right under it.
“What the fuck…?”
I was just about to inspect it further when something bumped into the outside of the tool shed, scaring me half to death. I quickly shoved the wallet into my pocket and the bag into the chlorine drum, covering it over with the chemical granules, and then clamped down the lid. I stood quiet for a beat before venturing out to see what had bumped into the shed.
“Who’s out here?” I whispered. No one answered.
Then I heard what sounded like a moan coming from my left. Turning quickly to the sound, my eyes adjusted to the darkness. The figure of a man appeared on the ground. He was slumped over against the tool shed.
“Please… help me… I’m undercover… FBI,” he said.
Moving closer, my stomach wretched at the sight of him. He was white, but there was so much blood covering his face and hands, it was hard to make out exactly what he looked like. His breathing was greatly exaggerated, with a wheezing sound coming from the top of his chest. Then I noticed his shirt would move in a certain spot each time he tried to breath, like he had a hole in his chest.
“Undercover agent,” he said, barely managing to get the words out. “F.B.I., need your help… please….”
Even with all the blood, he seemed young for an F.B.I. agent, considering the only other agent I had ever seen was Efrem Zimbalist Jr., on the TV series. (The wallet must be his) I thought. Moving behind him, I stooped down cupping my hands beneath his armpits.
“Can you stand mister, if I help you up?” I asked.
“Think soo…” he moaned.
He couldn’t. I pulled with all my might, getting him to both knees, and helped him crawl to the tool shed entrance, just as…
“Nigger you betta get yo ass in da house fo the po-lice come,” a voice shouted from the tree line, about thirty yards away.
“Who’s that?” I shouted.
“It’s me, Coon!”
He was approaching quickly from the rear of the shed, which blocked his view of the man.
“Hurry mister, crawl inside before he gets here!” I said, giving him a final shove inside with my foot, just as Coon came to within twenty feet. He was huffing, bent over, and grasping his knees.
“I seen one of them Klan bitches running this way,” he said, barely catching his breath. “You seen ‘em?”
“No, what’s he look like?”
“Busted up!”
The sound of sirens echoed in the air, getting closer.
“Shit! They gonna be here any moment. You better go on and get inside,” he said.
“Me? I got less that twenty feet to go. You better get on up the street, because the police will surely blame your big ass for all this mess,” I said, laughing.
Coon chuckled. “You right about that, little Nigga,” he said, and then took off running in the direction of his home. I knew any moment Dad would be looking for me. The man was now sitting up, leaning against our riding lawn mower. By the moon’s light I could see his face a little clearer. On his left cheek was a gaping wound, beginning just under his lower eyelid, extending down to his chin, and it was oozing blood. His right eye was swollen shut.
“Mister… ambulances are coming. We need to get you out of here and closer to the road so they can see you,” I said.
He blinked a couple of times with his good eye and nodded his head. I got behind him once again, and with all my strength hauled him up from the tool shed floor to his feet. Blood was now all over my shirt and hands.
“It’s about fifty feet to the road. You ready?”
“Yes…!” he gasped.
I started moving with him as fast as he could move his feet. It felt more like we were falling down the whole way than walking.
“H! Where the hell are you boy?” I heard dad shouting in a whisper from the back of the house.
“Mister, we have to hurry, or my dad is gonna see us!” I said, practically picking him up and carrying him to just beyond the hedges. It was then I noticed his right hand was moving funny, as if it wasn’t… (Is that a bone sticking out?) I thought. The sight of his broken wrist, almost made me pass out.
“H! Where are you?” came my dad’s voice, even louder this time.

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